(Diálogo imaginário na piscina. Ou então não. Você decide)
Vizinha 1: "Look, here they come."
Vizinha 2: "Oh, that kid is so cute."
V1: "Check out her bikini. Oh God, it's the tiniest thing I've ever seen. Why won't she wear a regular bathing suit like any other Mom?"
V2: "I think that's what they wear in Europe. And they go topless, too."
V1: "That's sure not gonna happen here."
V2: "And why would anyone bring an infant to a swimming pool?"
V1: "Oh my God, what's that they're eating? Pancakes?"
V2: "I think it's some sort of fish tortilla..."
Gugas! Do you want some more pataniscas?
No, thanks Mummy.